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Laughter Makes You Young

Posted by findhelp4senior on August 14, 2009

So as I was surfing the net this afternoon and came across this funny Question and Answers from a AARP Forum. Remember the first step of maintaining a healthy lifestyle is to laugh. SO LAUGH away!

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore… under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt.”

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly… wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q : Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A : Yes. But usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: “Gosh! I remember these.”


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Cartoon of the Day

Posted by findhelp4senior on August 13, 2009

Guess Who??

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You’re Never Too Old to Be Safe

Posted by findhelp4senior on August 11, 2009

So we all know that once women reach their menopause years the fear of pregnancy slowly fades away. However, just because pregnancy is no longer an issue, it does not mean that you should start tossing your favorite condom brands. Remember STDs know no age restriction.

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Everything You Didn’t Want to Know…Part One

Posted by findhelp4senior on August 11, 2009

When was the last time you turned on the television and saw two people over the age of 45 having a close intimate sex session? Yeah I thought you would have to think long and hard about that one too. Last I checked, sex was a natural and important aspect of all healthy relationships. So when did we start to believe that there was some cut off age for talking about sex and sexuality? I’d hate to break it to all those young people who think no one over the age of forty has sex but guess what..SEX is a reality of every generation! DEAL WITH IT! Not only are those over forty having sex, a study done about seniors and sex found that 73 percent of people aged 57 to 64 reported having sex at least once in the past year.  The number fell to 53 percent for men 65 to 74 and to 26 percent for those 75 to 85. But it was no surprise to find out that one of the main reasons that those numbers dropping as the years went by was because of health related issues. More than half of the sexually active people in the study said they had sex with a partner two or three times a month, even at age 75 to 85. So the facts are out there and Seniors have spoken!! Hopefully studies like this one will start to dispel stereotypes about sex past forty.

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It’s Simple! Seniors Have Sex!

Posted by findhelp4senior on August 11, 2009

We Have Sex! Deal With it!

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